BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	683	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	137	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	5107
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	968	Buildings Constructed:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Buildings Constructed:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Farms Harvested:	885
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crops Grown:	4055
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Emeralds Found:	4561	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Items Found:	8569

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	368341

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Farms Harvested:	605	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	246	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.