Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Magic Items Found: 4428
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • LoreCraft

    LoreCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ClashPVP

    ClashPVP

    Who are we? ClashPVP is a new competitive PVP server!Games to play: ⇨ Junior Lifesteal ⇨ BoxPVP ⇨ Practice PVP And more gamemodes coming soon!(ClashPVP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: clashpvp.net ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OnyxMC

    OnyxMC

    Join our server community at: Discord: https://dsc.gg/onyxmc WhatsApp: https://wa.onyx-mc.my.id

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KeatsCraft

    KeatsCraft

    KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.Plugins/Features: McMMO Lands PyroFishing PyroMining PyroFarmingHosted by KeatingAdder https://twitch.tv/keatingadder

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 3466
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Naruto Origin

    Naruto Origin

    Naruto Origin**We release on the 28th of October! Join the Discord!**Minecraft Naruto 1.7.10 in it’s original state! For nostalgia and the infinite grind, we’ve got it for you!– Choose your own fate by deciding whether to join the Shinobi or Akatsuki – Also choose your village which brings it’s completely own storyline with it- Bosses from Easy to Hard – Get infinetly stronger since the Ninjutsu stat doesn’t have a limit and our bosses are happy to give out skillpoints! – Become the jinchuriki of a tailed beast in free2playTo join just download the Technic Launcher and search for “Naruto Origin”

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Evolved

    MC Evolved

    MC Evolved [1.19.4] [Survival Eco]

    Server IP: play.mcevolved.netABOUT US Welcome to MC Evolved, a brand new, feature rich server dedicated to creating a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for players of all kinds! What are you waiting for?! Connect now at: IP: play.mcevolved.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/YUTQNWhnZn

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Buildings Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AS SMP

    AS SMP

    This is a small community semi-vanilla SMP for everyone to join! We currently do have a whitelist to avoid hackers and that sorts of people. So you need to join the Discord and type your In-game-username so we can whitelist you. We have /shop, /tpa, /home, claiming,…. PVP is enabled and is possible everywhere in the world. We would be glad to see you join our fun smp!Our Discord link: https://discord.gg/KDatnxxKYR If the link does not work for you, add Alexstreep#4020 on Discord.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Crops Grown: 5672
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Prime Network

    Prime Network

    Welcome to Prime Network We are currently hosting Lobby,Survival (Whitelisted) and Skyblock Our network is based on new versions so you can only join with 1.19+ versionsGive us a chance and join today Server doesn’t require a PREMIUM ACCOUNT! If you need any help join our discord!DISCORD INVITE: http://discord.me/primenetwork

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft aims to provide a positive experience defined by progression, community, competition, and player freedom. Players progress through a unique combination of leveling systems, unlocking bonuses and perks along the way. Players have consistent interaction with one another through events and handcrafted dungeons by our build team. Players compete for economic dominance and the power that this brings. All of these factors are ordered toward increasing player freedom, and the game is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of how many facets of the server they choose to participate in.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server.The only plugins added are intended to prevent griefing and create the best experience for the user.Our forum: https://enviro.enjin.com/PvP is enabled, however there is no strong emphasis on participating or not. You can get a players head if you kill them (its a small chance but looting helps greatly).Our goal is to host a survival server, for a small community to enjoy with others. Everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MxRox NetWork

    MxRox NetWork

    Welcome to the Minecraft server GTA (Guns), where players can experience an exciting combination of PVP and PVE gameplay. This server offers a range of game modes, including Hunger Games, Factions, and Mini-Games. With the addition of guns, the gameplay takes on a whole new level of intensity.The GTA server offers a unique and exciting twist on the traditional PVP experience. Players can participate in raids against powerful bosses, compete in Envoy events, and loot in-game chests for valuable rewards. They can also buy houses and apartments to serve as their base of operations and conquer the GTA by fighting other gangs.One of the most popular game modes on the GTA server is Hunger Games. In this game mode, players compete against each other to be the last ones standing. With guns added to the mix, the competition is even more intense. Players must scavenge for weapons and resources, build alliances, and fight to survive.The Factions game mode offers both PVP and PVE gameplay, as players must work together to build up their faction while also defending it from enemy factions. The addition of guns adds a new layer of strategy to this game mode, as players must balance offense and defense.The Mini-Games mode offers a variety of different games for players to enjoy, all with guns as the central theme. Whether you want to participate in a gunfighting competition or a game of capture the flag, there’s something for everyone in this game mode.For those who prefer a more vanilla experience, the server also offers Vanilla One Block, where players start with just one block and must expand and survive on their own. And for those who want a more traditional survival experience, there’s Vanilla SMP, where players must gather resources, build shelter, and survive against the elements.The server also offers a bounty system, where players can claim bounties on other players and hunt down their targets. Auctions are held regularly, where players can bid on valuable items and weapons. And supply drops add an element of unpredictability to the game, as players must compete to grab valuable supplies before they disappear.With its unique blend of PVP and PVE gameplay, the GTA server offers an exciting and challenging experience for Minecraft players. The addition of guns adds a whole new layer of strategy and intensity to the game, making it an unforgettable experience for those who dare to enter the world of GTA.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paradise Chile Network

    Paradise Chile Network

    Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 96 Mines Excavated: 3489
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 New Chunks Explored: 835514
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SagaCraft Brazil

    SagaCraft Brazil

    Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Universal-Rebirth

    Universal-Rebirth

    Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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