BlockyBedroomBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8905
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9196	Potions Brewed:	39
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Zombie Dances:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	175
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	834
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5275

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2969	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	179

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!