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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8242 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5510 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 117 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Crops Grown: | 3907 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!