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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2149 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2211 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 249 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!