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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8953 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 449 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.