LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8226
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Love Letters Sent: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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