LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Towns Built: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 507
Endless Night Skies: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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