BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Animals Bred:	88
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5853
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	1892	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	4765	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9724

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!