BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6001
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4204
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Animals Bred:	191
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	84

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3100	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.