BlockyBants Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	651
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineSuperior

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Crops Grown:	6229	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9421
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Emeralds Found:	8127
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Emeralds Found:	6287

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Animals Bred:	105
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Potions Brewed:	153
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.