BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mines Excavated:	1158
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

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Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3047	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

IndependentCraft

Boundaries, boyfriend issues, communication problems, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional well being, feeling dismissed, feeling drained, feeling hurt, Financial Advice, IndependentCraft, mental health, overreacting, relationship dynamics, self sufficient, self worth, self-care, strong independent woman, support system, Underappreciated, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	116	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonest individuals, disrespectful behavior., fake people, Friends, friendship, incompatible personalities, incompatible values, judgmental attitudes, kind of people, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of trust, manipulative individuals, Minecraft, negative energy, NoHaterzAllowed, Selfishness, smp, toxic relationships, toxic traits, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	4279
Void Gems Collected:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, covert operation, Espionage, foreign relations, intelligence, international affairs, investigation, iran, Israeli scientist, man arrested, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, Plot, Political, secret mission, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Spying, Tel Aviv, Terrorism, undercover

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Animals Bred:	89	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

Canadian society, Canadian websites, CraftyCanuckKremlinNet, cyber operations, digital influence, Disinformation, dissemination, foreign relations, influence, information campaigns, information warfare, Kremlin-backed, Manipulation, Media, narratives, Network, online presence, Politics, Pro-Kremlin, Propaganda, russia

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

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Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RelapseMC

Abilities, Adventure, Conquer, Cross-Play, Depth, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Leveling, LifeSteal, MCMMO, mmorpg, PvE, PvP, Race, Raid, Raiding, rule, Rust, Skills, strategy, Survival, Thrill, Unique, Warcraft

RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

– Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Nostalgia SMP

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Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.