BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Towns Built:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crops Grown:	1857
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5164	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	632
Animals Bred:	84	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Towns Built:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	2074
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	5895	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9494	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9407
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!