BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2054
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	6100
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ores Mined:	1118
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	218732	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Farms Harvested:	992	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Enchantments Applied:	216
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1258
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!