Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Star Shards Collected: 167 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2607 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 106 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 288 Villages Defended: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1861 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6683
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Chimeras Created: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4240 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Enchantments Applied: 268
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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