BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	251
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	95	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ores Mined:	870
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Potions Brewed:	37
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2905	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!