Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Potions Brewed: 138

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5935 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 219 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1348 Dimension Hops: 3
    Animals Bred: 39 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7525 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Zombie Dances: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Gods Slained: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3438 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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