BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	9703	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7422

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Potions Brewed:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	634	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	1434
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Star Shards Collected:	147

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Potions Brewed:	123
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	8654	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5490	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8876
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1153
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	816381	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	5688
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mines Excavated:	1511
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	2922
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	117	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8376

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.