BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!

Have you ever found yourself with 30 minutes to spare and absolutely nothing to do? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boredom woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Trust us, you do not want to be the loser in this scenario.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Rumor has it that there’s a dance-off every night and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want that kind of bling?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a scandalous love triangle with two creepers. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

Apathy, arrogance, Corruption, Cruelty, Destruction, discrimination, Exploitation, Greed, HateCraft, hatred, Humanitys, ignorance, indifference, INEQUALITY, Inhumanity, injustice, intolerance, lack of empathy, Pollution, Selfishness, violence, War, WORST

Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

Alien, alpha centauri, Astronomy, Discovered, Earth, Earth-like, Exoplanet, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Life, Nearest, Orbit, orbiting, planetary science, Proxima Centauri, scientific discovery, single star, solar system, Space, space exploration, star, Tiny, Tiny Earth, world

so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Farms Harvested:	527	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Alteration, BeryL, CHANGE, Chud, Chud Connect, confusion, Connect, Development, disbelief, Evolution, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, phase connect, Questioning, revolution, Server, Shift, shock, Surprise, transformation, TRANSITION, turnaround, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

20th anniversary, animated series, Anime, anniversary, celebration, COSPLAY, doll collection, dolls, FANTASY, Japanese culture, long tail tags, maiden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, rose, Rozen Maiden, smp, tea ceremony, tea flavors, tea lovers, tea pairing, tea party, tea time, zen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5252
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	292

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	910	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Enchantments Applied:	205
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7016	Players Killed by Monsters:	4016
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1536	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	493670
Emeralds Found:	3675	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DATING, emotions, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Partnership, personal growth, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Server, SleepingWithCreeper, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Void Gems Collected:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, dinner party etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Gender Roles, generational differences, guest etiquette, guest responsibilities, helping out, Hospitality, hosting expectations, household chores, in-laws, InLawCraft, NoGuestHelp, Respect, social norms, traditional roles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HealthJourneyMC SMP

exercise routine, fitness goals, goal-setting, health journey, HealthJourneyMC, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, motivation, nutrition, personal growth, positive changes, progress tracking, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starting out, weight loss, wellness journey

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our epic SMP where the only way to level up is by eating golden apples and doing squats in real life! Our server is so intense, even the creepers do CrossFit to stay in shape. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a personal trainer here, ready to whip you into shape (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your health journey with a bang (and maybe a few explosions)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8342	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6185
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mines Excavated:	1133
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1