hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Dragon Eggs Found: 3292 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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