hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
Falling into the Void: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Runes Activated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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