hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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