hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 352

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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