hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
Animals Bred: 45 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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