BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BabyShowerBabysitBan

    BabyShowerBabysitBan
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

    Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

    Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mines Excavated: 3287
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP

    LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to marry the last person you spoke to in-game! Get ready for some hilarious unions as players scramble to find their in-game soulmates. Will you end up with a villager, a wandering trader, or maybe even a chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places. Remember, in this world, love knows no bounds… or species!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9415 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 140 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!

    ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest Elon Musk fantasies! Imagine building rockets and sending them to Mars, all while dodging angry aliens and space pirates. Or maybe you’d prefer to create your own fleet of Tesla cars and race them around the map, leaving your competitors in the dust (literally).

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being a billionaire tech genius for a day. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and gold blocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Strap on your virtual spacesuit and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 395 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure

    PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure
    lol imagine being held captive for almost 2 years and then finally being freed like a boss. that’s what happened to this new zealand pilot in west papua. now he’s ‘very happy’ and probably ready to play some minecraft on our server to relax after all that craziness. join us for some epic adventures and escape the real world drama like this pilot did. who knows, maybe you’ll be held captive by creepers and zombies but don’t worry, we’ll come to your rescue! come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, just like this pilot did in west papua.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Magic Items Found: 5304
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Birdie Bandit Bonanza

    Birdie Bandit Bonanza
    come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!

    we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!

    our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.

    so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MC month

    MC month

    Welcome to Luna MC, the ultimate survival experience with a unique twist! Dive into a world where survival isn’t just about building and mining—it’s about progression, exploration, and challenging yourself. Luna MC features a dynamic quest system, custom ranks, and exciting rewards, making every adventure feel fresh. Complete tasks, battle dangerous mobs, and collect rare items to unlock new ranks, cosmetics, and in-game boosts. With a custom hub offering loot boxes and special features, Luna MC ensures a one-of-a-kind survival experience for every player. Join us and discover a world where your journey is just beginning!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Magic Items Found: 3792
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SurvivalSMP

    SurvivalSMP

    Survival server where you can build in your own world without needing to worry about other people ruining it unless… you invite them! Speaking of which, invite your friends into your world and play together! Works great for online friends who cannot play together locally on the couch.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5055 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7755 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    VanillaBox 💕 SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATIONS Minecraft server

    The VanillaBox server provides players with the opportunity to experience the classic Minecraft survival experience, enriched with small but useful additions that are designed to make the gameplay more exciting and varied.

    Key Features:

    1. Classic Survival: Play survival mode with basic Minecraft mechanics, including resource gathering, tool making, building, and cooperating with other players.

    2. Improved mechanics:

    • Private regions: Each player who enters the server receives a free private block (copper ore block) with a radius of 24 blocks. This block will privatize the territory for 24 blocks in all directions, the height of the private is not limited in any way. In addition, you can purchase additional private blocks with radii of 32 and 64 by contacting the “Buyer” at spawn. Each player has the ability to install up to 4 private blocks, including additional ones, and with a “boost” subscription this number increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Respawn Points: By setting /sethome or right-clicking on a bed, players can spend less time moving around the map. With a boost subscription, the number of available points also increases. The number itself depends on the type of subscription.

    • Random Teleportation: Players can use the /rtp command to randomly teleport or request to be teleported to other players using the /tpa and /call commands.

    • Warp Creation: Players with a Megabooster subscription and above have the ability to create warps (/warp create). A fee of 20,000 coins is charged for maintaining a warp each month.

    • Magic Shop: There is a “Magic Shop” at spawn where players can purchase the ability to fly in their regions for 20,000 coins.

    • Creating clans: the player can join existing clans on the server, or create his own by paying 100,000 coins. While in a clan, the player does not have the ability to switch the pvp mode to “peaceful”, but he gets an additional 200 coins to his salary and a clan house point.

    3. Economy and trade:

    • Trading at the bazaar: Players can convert their resources into game currency by selling resources to other players. At spawn, you can rent a merchant for 7 days and put your resources up for sale. The rent can be extended up to a month. If the merchant’s inventory is missing goods, the player will lose him after 24 hours. With this trading scheme, it is worth considering that when selling, the server takes 5% of the final price of the goods for itself, the remaining 95% is automatically credited to the player’s account. During the rental of a merchant, the player can change his name, appearance and goods on the display case. It is also possible to sell the merchant prematurely. It is worth considering that the number of such merchants at spawn is limited.

    • Auction: This method of trading is perfect for players who have not yet acquired a trader at the bazaar. At the auction, you can buy goods from other players and also put up your own. The player can choose the item to sell and its price. Each player has 30 slots for sale. The item put up will be available for purchase for three days, then it is sent to the collection box, from where you can pick up your items. The sales tax, in this case, will be 20%.

    • Passive income: Each player receives a basic salary of 50 coins, the payment occurs every 30 minutes of being on the server. When linking a discord account to an account on the server (/ discord link), payments will increase to 150 coins. With activity in the chats of the discord server, the salary amount can increase to 300 coins. Also, being in a clan gives the player the opportunity to receive an additional 200 coins. The installed voice chat on the server also adds an additional 200 coins to the basic payments. When purchasing a boost subscription, the amount increases depending on the type of subscription.

    • Fishing: There is a fisherman at spawn to whom you can sell the fish you catch.

    • Fence: NPC located on the first floor of the bazaar. You can sell some game resources to him.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8127
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

    Sharkcicle SMP: Where even the sharks have icicles hanging from their fins!

    Sharkcicle SMP 🦈

    Join the Adventure—A Never-Reset, Community-Driven Minecraft Server

    https://discord.gg/WT6DxjQ7

    Features
    Thriving, Friendly Community: For nearly 3 years, Sharkcicle SMP has fostered a welcoming, helpful, and hilarious player base. Hang out with 5–20 players daily in a laid-back, Hermitcraft-style environment.
    Unique Plugins: Enjoy warps for fast travel, player heads, armor stand manipulation, grief and theft prevention, and more. Come discover our range of fun features!
    Custom Resource Packs: Add your own 3D models like hats and weapons. Plus, we use seasonal packs to bring fall and winter vibes to the server.
    Creative Districts: Explore player-built districts like Shopping, Industrial, and Entertainment. Spend diamonds in shops or create your own town in our dynamic world.
    Epic Towns & Lore: Build and role-play in towns like Grimhorn, Vidalia, and Emberforge—part of the united countries of Grimaldia. Our fun, lighthearted lore makes every build unique.
    Events & Challenges: Participate in exciting events like No Fly February, scavenger hunts, and server-wide hangouts. Compete, collaborate, and create unforgettable memories.
    Whitelist-Only, No Resets: Play in a safe, grief-protected world where you can build anywhere (just avoid others’ land). We never reset, so your work is here to stay.
    Inclusive & Fair: We welcome everyone—just don’t be a jerk! Our mod team is here to help and ensures everyone has a great time.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided and following the instructions on our Discord channel.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, you are encouraged to create your own towns and join in the role-playing experience on Sharkcicle SMP.

    Q: Is there any age requirement to join?

    A: While there is no strict age requirement, we expect all players to behave in a mature and respectful manner towards others on the server.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who will show you around our magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about battling a dragon with a sword made of bacon? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Llama King, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the evil zombie overlords to a dance-off for ultimate power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Friendly Minecraft SMP Crew

    Friendly Minecraft SMP Crew
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with your friends while creepers try to crash the party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    Join us on this wild adventure and make some new friends along the way. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Villages Defended: 13
    Emeralds Found: 2908 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

    CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being accused of being gay by your wife every time you wear a pink shirt or hang out with a friend from the LGBTQ community? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want without judgment!

    Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Plus, we have the most fabulous builds and rainbow-colored sheep you’ve ever seen in the game!

    Don’t let your wife’s questionable sense of humor bring you down, come join us and show her that being “gay” in Minecraft is the coolest thing ever! Who knows, maybe she’ll even join in and build a pride parade float with you!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DadDilemmaCraft

    DadDilemmaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some family feud action that will make your own family drama seem like child’s play.

    Imagine a world where you have to choose between your step-siblings, half-siblings, and grandparents. Will you side with your dad and his new family, or will you stick with your mom’s side and risk losing everything? It’s a battle of the families like you’ve never seen before!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through family politics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you build bridges or burn them down? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and choose your family wisely. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now and let the drama begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ComfortFoodie SMP

    ComfortFoodie SMP
    Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Ex Blockerz R Us

    Ex Blockerz R Us
    So picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in our server when suddenly, out of nowhere, you run into your ex who you never wanted to see again. But fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Ex-Blocker” plugin that automatically teleports you to a different dimension where your ex can’t find you! And if that’s not enough, we also have a “Break-Up Battle Arena” where you can settle your differences with a PvP match to see who truly deserves those diamonds. So come join us and never worry about awkward encounters with your ex again!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 4254
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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