BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 942 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 69 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 186 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

    AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 214 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21

    ¦

    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

    ¦

    Server advantages:

    1. No byte for donation

    2. No lags

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

    ¦

    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    ¦

    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Things for X lvl

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

    ¦

    ⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

    ❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

    ⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
    Crops Grown: 6011 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

    Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

    VanillaFrogs Minecraft Server Overview:

    IP Address play.vanillafrogs.com
    Bedrock Port 19132
    Version 1.21 (ViaBackwards Support)
    Launch Date August 24th, 2024

    Welcome to VanillaFrogs, a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering the authentic vanilla experience with a touch of innovation to keep your adventures fresh and exhilarating. If you’re looking for a server where the essence of vanilla Minecraft is preserved but with thoughtful enhancements to enrich your gameplay, VanillaFrogs is the perfect destination for you.

    Key Features:

    • ⚔️ – Classic Vanilla Gameplay
    • 💸 – /trade System
    • 👻 – Toggleable Phantoms
    • 🗳️ – Voting Rewards
    • 🗣️ – Player Heads Plugin
    • Nether Roof Disabled
    • 💎 – Vanilla Duping Enabled
    • 📣 – Community Focus

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, VanillaFrogs supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
    What is the IP address and Bedrock port for the server? The IP address is play.vanillafrogs.com and the Bedrock port is 19132.
    When was the server launched? The server was launched on August 24th, 2024.
    What are some key features of VanillaFrogs? Key features include Classic Vanilla Gameplay, /trade System, Toggleable Phantoms, Voting Rewards, Player Heads Plugin, Nether Roof Disabled, Vanilla Duping Enabled, and Community Focus.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Class Minecraft Server

    Crafty Class Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just a peasant in the class hierarchy of your country? Do you want to rise to the top and rule over all the peasants and nobles alike? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the supreme ruler of your own kingdom, where you can tax the peasants, banish the nobles, and build the most epic castle the world has ever seen. Don’t be a lowly serf in real life, come join us and live out your wildest medieval fantasies in the virtual world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP

    Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP
    🌕 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take lunar landings to a whole new level! Forget about exploring the Moon in real life, join us as we build our own moon base and conquer the lunar surface with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

    🚀 Our main goal? To create the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever! We’re not just about landing on the Moon, we’re about building a thriving community of lunar explorers who aren’t afraid to think outside the crater.

    🌌 Imagine mining for moon rocks, battling space creepers, and riding on flying pigs through the galaxy. Our server is a place where anything is possible, from creating your own lunar colony to discovering hidden alien civilizations.

    🌠 So why join us? Because where else can you say you’ve been to the Moon in Minecraft and lived to tell the tale? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🌙🚀🌠

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF

    PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of picky eaters! If you’re tired of being judged for your limited diet like our player’s fiance, then this server is the perfect place for you.

    Join us and build a world where only pizza, macaroni, cereal, and bread exist – just like in real life! No need to worry about trying new foods or expanding your palate, because here, we only serve the pickiest of eaters.

    Imagine a world where every restaurant only serves your favorite foods, and you never have to face the embarrassment of not finishing a meal at your in-laws’ house. Our server is a safe space for all manchildren who refuse to eat like adults.

    So come on in and join us, where frozen pizza and cereal are the main course of every meal. Who needs vegetables when you have virtual blocks to build with? Let’s embrace our picky eating habits and create a world where food limitations don’t exist.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Redstone Kremlin Minecraft Server

    Redstone Kremlin Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine!!! we’ve lost 640,920 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but who cares cuz we’re having a blast in our virtual world! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land with your friends! who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos! join now for a truly insane gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Modern Chaos: Where rules are just suggestions. Join us on 1.21.1 Java Edition!

    Modern Chaos: Where rules are just suggestions. Join us on 1.21.1 Java Edition!

    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

    Server IP modern-anarchy.org

    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

    • Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

    • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    • Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage PVP; bypass if you can, no rules!
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

    • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ores Mined: 9642 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Farms Harvested: 561 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DEI Good Minecraft Server

    DEI Good Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers forming a boy band. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But beware, because our server is also a hot mess of craziness. You might find yourself in a dance-off with a skeleton or accidentally adopting a zombie as a pet.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of Minecraft are merely suggestions and the only rule is to have fun? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Animals Bred: 155
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Middle Minecraft SMP Player

    Middle Minecraft SMP Player
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined this SMP and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only attacked if you didn’t bust a move with them!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha? That’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching a cow bust out some sick dance moves.

    So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this blocky world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY