BlockyBae Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	New Chunks Explored:	855980
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Emeralds Found:	6411	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Crops Grown:	1412	Magic Items Found:	2790
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Towns Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3626	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	109
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Leap into VanillaFrogs 🐸 and hop your way through semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla madness on version 1.21!

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VanillaFrogs Minecraft Server Overview:

IP Address	play.vanillafrogs.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.21 (ViaBackwards Support)
Launch Date	August 24th, 2024

Welcome to VanillaFrogs, a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering the authentic vanilla experience with a touch of innovation to keep your adventures fresh and exhilarating. If you’re looking for a server where the essence of vanilla Minecraft is preserved but with thoughtful enhancements to enrich your gameplay, VanillaFrogs is the perfect destination for you.

Key Features:

⚔️ – Classic Vanilla Gameplay
💸 – /trade System
👻 – Toggleable Phantoms
🗳️ – Voting Rewards
🗣️ – Player Heads Plugin
Nether Roof Disabled
💎 – Vanilla Duping Enabled
📣 – Community Focus

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, VanillaFrogs supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
What is the IP address and Bedrock port for the server?	The IP address is play.vanillafrogs.com and the Bedrock port is 19132.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched on August 24th, 2024.
What are some key features of VanillaFrogs?	Key features include Classic Vanilla Gameplay, /trade System, Toggleable Phantoms, Voting Rewards, Player Heads Plugin, Nether Roof Disabled, Vanilla Duping Enabled, and Community Focus.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Class Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just a peasant in the class hierarchy of your country? Do you want to rise to the top and rule over all the peasants and nobles alike? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the supreme ruler of your own kingdom, where you can tax the peasants, banish the nobles, and build the most epic castle the world has ever seen. Don’t be a lowly serf in real life, come join us and live out your wildest medieval fantasies in the virtual world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Intuitive Machines Mission 1 Minecraft SMP

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🌕 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take lunar landings to a whole new level! Forget about exploring the Moon in real life, join us as we build our own moon base and conquer the lunar surface with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

🚀 Our main goal? To create the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever! We’re not just about landing on the Moon, we’re about building a thriving community of lunar explorers who aren’t afraid to think outside the crater.

🌌 Imagine mining for moon rocks, battling space creepers, and riding on flying pigs through the galaxy. Our server is a place where anything is possible, from creating your own lunar colony to discovering hidden alien civilizations.

🌠 So why join us? Because where else can you say you’ve been to the Moon in Minecraft and lived to tell the tale? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🌙🚀🌠

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	194	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PickyEaterProbs – GrowUpGF

CEREAL, comfort zone, Communication, dietary restrictions, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, fast food, Fiance, food preferences, GrowUpGF, limited diet, MACARONI, manchild, Maturity, picky eater, picky eating, picky habits, PickyEaterProbs, pizza, relationships, rude behavior, trying new foods

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of picky eaters! If you’re tired of being judged for your limited diet like our player’s fiance, then this server is the perfect place for you.

Join us and build a world where only pizza, macaroni, cereal, and bread exist – just like in real life! No need to worry about trying new foods or expanding your palate, because here, we only serve the pickiest of eaters.

Imagine a world where every restaurant only serves your favorite foods, and you never have to face the embarrassment of not finishing a meal at your in-laws’ house. Our server is a safe space for all manchildren who refuse to eat like adults.

So come on in and join us, where frozen pizza and cereal are the main course of every meal. Who needs vegetables when you have virtual blocks to build with? Let’s embrace our picky eating habits and create a world where food limitations don’t exist.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Redstone Kremlin Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine!!! we’ve lost 640,920 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but who cares cuz we’re having a blast in our virtual world! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land with your friends! who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos! join now for a truly insane gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Towns Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3489	Star Shards Collected:	276