BlockyBaddies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ores Mined:	8010
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	219	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	493
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Towns Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6973	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29