BlockyAlienCircumcision | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2689
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	2

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Animals Bred:	55	Buildings Constructed:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1987	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4316
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	6257
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	8100
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7502
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	6014

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1759	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	226
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6152
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	10

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8868
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!