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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 472 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!