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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9213 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!