Blocky Virginity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

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>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

>Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

>Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

>Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

>Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

>Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3358	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Mochi Madness: ‘Ichigo Mashimaro’ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite anime! Picture this: Chi-chan is the admin, guiding you through the world with her adorable charm. But watch out for the other characters, they may challenge you to epic battles or help you build the most kawaii structures you’ve ever seen. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixelated Procrastinators: YouTube Twitch Streamers Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your blocky world? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for the UFC Edition of Minecraft, where you can battle it out with other players in epic cage matches! Take on Steve in a one-on-one brawl or team up with your friends to take down a horde of Creepers in the octagon.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Ender Dragon Rumble, where players must fight the mighty dragon using only their fists! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Lava Hot Potato” mini-game, where you pass a hot potato filled with explosive power to your opponents before it blows up in their face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before! Who knew punching blocks could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Atheist Aesthetics Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a mix of Hogwarts and Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by majestic cathedrals, towering minarets, and a giant statue of a Minecraft Steve doing a backflip. Our writers are like Shakespeare on steroids, crafting epic quests and storylines that will make your jaw drop.

And don’t even get me started on our love for athleticism. Our players are like Olympic athletes, sprinting through obstacle courses and parkour challenges that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Plus, our contribution to the sciences is unmatched – we’ve even built a working rocket ship to explore the Minecraft galaxy.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane, over-the-top Minecraft server? Come for the aesthetics, stay for the chaos.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Fails: The Server That Makes You Question Reality

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie villagers armed with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs! So why did they even bother releasing it? Because this server is where the real action is at, baby! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty LOLz MMO Server

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Are you tired of being ignored in other MMOs? Do you feel like a lonely potato in a sea of carrots? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of being ignored by everyone you meet! But wait, there’s more! Our coop content is so exclusive, it’s like trying to get into a secret club where nobody speaks and you have to figure everything out on your own! It’s like a puzzle, but with more explosions and less logic. So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Qasem’s Hypersonic Missile Madness Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fast-paced, it makes Qasem missiles look like they’re standing still. Join us for a wild ride through Tel Aviv as you dodge missiles and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, there’s even a diamond-encrusted creeper waiting to explode with riches for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hyper-sonic Minecraft world. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LimbusCraft: Where the only limit is your imagination! Join the chaos at /lcg/ #1418

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, crazy extractions, and a Refraction Railway Line that will leave you questioning reality.

Ever wanted to be a part of the Edgar Family and serve as Chief Butler Ryoshu? Or maybe you have dreams of becoming the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust? Well, now’s your chance to live out those fantasies in our wacky Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect plenty of spoilers and mind-bending twists along the way. And don’t forget to download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness.

So why wait? Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mirror dungeons). See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible – even serving as the Chief Butler of an eccentric family or embarking on a Refraction Railway adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

White Boy’s Hot Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now and experience the thrill of running away from a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Good Lawd Dat White Boy, who is rumored to have the biggest diamond sword in all of Minecraft history! Join now and witness his epic battles against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RibbitCraft: Where Frogs Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace your inner frog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and transformed into a frog. But instead of being scared, they realized the true power of being a frog in Minecraft. They hopped around, leaping over obstacles and outsmarting other players with their amphibious abilities. Soon enough, they became the ruler of the server, with all other players bowing down to their froggy greatness. So, if you want to experience the joy of being a frog in Minecraft and potentially become the next frog king or queen, then hop on over to our server and join the ribbiting fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where Everything is Done with You in Mind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can experience what it’s like to be treated like a god! No, seriously, on this server, YOU are the almighty being that everyone worships. Need some diamonds? Just snap your fingers and they appear. Want to fly around like a majestic dragon? Done.

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. You may find yourself being humbled by the other players when needed. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!

Join us on this server where you can experience the ultimate power trip and have the best feeling ever. Who needs reality when you can be a god in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SweedishRussianCraft: Where stereotypes collide in blocky fashion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city where only the bravest adventurers dare to explore, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old gold?), and a magical portal that transports you to a land of unicorns and rainbows (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine with the 2nd Biggest Corpse in Town!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 2nd biggest vtuber corpops2 3D graphics that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Our server is so lit that even the copyright police tried to mute us on B2, but we just laughed and kept on streaming.

Join us for our “complimentary segment stream” where things get so wild that the stream gets privated for being too spicy for the internet. And whatever you do, don’t share screenshots of the AR livefatgur on 2D, because that’s a whole other level of craziness.

We’ve got more drama than a Vshojo vs fatgur showdown, and you won’t want to miss a second of it. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this Minecraft server, anything goes!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Shenanigans: The Only Minecraft Server You’ll Ever Need for PC Gaming

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a candy-filled cave, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore the endless possibilities of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a hidden treasure chest that contains a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can have the time of your life with us? Remember, you do not need more than this for PC gaming… or for pure, unadulterated fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Camelot: Iran Edition

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Welcome to annuddah showa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. They were greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who offered to give them a ride around the map. As they soared through the sky, they discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a group of mischievous creepers wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted cookies and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava. Players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil zombie unicorns in epic quests for legendary loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join annuddah showa today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1409
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ores Mined:	8038
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9