Blocky Virginity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Surprised Hasbro Didn’t Sue Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional lawsuit threat from Hasbro! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NeverGonnaSayThat Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a chicken suit. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their mad kung fu skills.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the king or queen of the server and rule over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a potato. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineNSFWSecretCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets in a safe and judgment-free environment.

Our server is like a virtual red light district, where players can let loose and indulge in their wildest fantasies. From building giant phallic structures to organizing strip mining competitions, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host regular NSFW events like the infamous “Hot Tub Party” where players can gather to relax, chat, and maybe even engage in some steamy roleplay. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Nude Skin Contest” where players can show off their most revealing Minecraft skins for a chance to win some naughty prizes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your NSFW side and join a community of like-minded players, come on down to our server and let the debauchery begin! Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door and get ready for a wild ride.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LebCraft: Next Phase Begins!

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so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da next phase starting in lebanon or sumthin??! global pleas against a ground op??! pshhh, who needs dat when u can join our server and build ur own ground op of epic proportions!! we got crazy battles, insane builds, and u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet with a propeller on top!! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride, join now and be part of the madness!! #minecraftmadness #llamabattles #diamondhelmetpropeller

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Niche Nerd Club

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LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got secret knowledge that 90% of da world don’t even know about. u gonna feel like a genius among a bunch of clueless noobs. we got hidden treasures, secret passageways, and unicorns that poop diamonds. u gonna be like da chosen one, da Harry Potter of Minecraft. so come on, join us and be part of da elite 10% who know what’s really going on in dis crazy world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	54	Farms Harvested:	619
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PheonixSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

If you are looking for a minecraft server in 1.21, you are in the correct place. Pheonix SMP is a economy server which contains:- 1. In Game ranks can be bought with in game money 2. More than normal enchants. Have advance custom enchants which can be bought using exp 3. No P2W, all the keys for crates don’t need IRL money, all things can be bought using in game money 4. The top rank can be only obtained using only grinding hard. No money can buy this rank 5. Server is available for both online and offline minecraft players. So if u have tlauncher or minecraft launcher, yall can play without any issues 6. Serv has 16gigs of ram so dont ever expect lag

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mint SMP

Community, family friendly, Gravestones, Grief Prevention, Jobs, Minecraft, Mint SMP, PvE, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

Mint SMP Simple Survival for Everyone

Mint SMP is a new, friendly survival server where you can level up skills, take on jobs, and build without worrying about griefers. We’re family-friendly and focused on having a good time together. Join us!

Features: • Survival • Skills and jobs for progression • Grief prevention to protect builds • Gravestones that store items upon death • Family-friendly community

Can’t wait to see you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – PILLARS OF LUCK ❗️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – PILLARS OF LUCK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WeCanGoWhining BoxPVP No Rules 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, the server offers Kits, Shopkeepers, Coin System, PVP, and Leaderboards for players to enjoy.
How can I provide feedback to the server?	You can join the Discord community provided in the information section above and share your feedback with the server admins.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9464
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

AMA, blockparty, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkin Crew, game discussion, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Server, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme, WARIO EDITION

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We are the Friday Night Funkin’ General, where we discuss everything related to Friday Night Funkin’ and all the crazy crossovers it has had.

Join us for epic battles inspired by TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and so much more! We even have a special Week #2689 – WARIO EDITION, where you can unleash your inner WA HA HA HA HA HA!

Download and play the game with us, join our modding community to create your own funky creations, and dive into our modding help & resources for all the tips and tricks you need. And don’t forget to check out our /funkg/ Mod Wiki and Link Compilation for even more fun!

So why wait? Join us on this wild Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together! See you on the server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show! That’s right, these llamas have built an entire civilization beneath the surface and they’re looking for new recruits to join their llama army.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own gang and are constantly causing chaos around the server. You never know when you’ll log in and find your house covered in feathers and eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that is said to have been forged by the gods themselves. Whoever wields this pickaxe is said to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and watch out for those llamas!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoPayNoPlayMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No need to worry about splitting costs for holiday homes or dealing with demanding family members. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the mines.

So come join us and let’s craft away the stress together. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft mayhem instead?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WorseningCraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones in charge? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepers have formed a political party and are demanding equal rights for all mobs! Join now to witness the chaos as the skeletons try to unionize and the zombies start a riot over the lack of brains in the cafeteria.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Obsidian hybrid block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that sweet, sweet bling-obsidian!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses upside down and filling them with chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good jump scare every now and then?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BucketListCraft

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Do you have “Join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe” on your bucket list? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a bucket of lava (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. Don’t miss out on the chance to dance with the undead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and check off “Join the most insane Minecraft server ever” from your bucket list today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Good Time Not Long Time

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u know dat feelin when u jus wanna have a good time in Minecraft but not commit to a long term relationship with a server? well dis server is da answer to all ur problems! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds raining from the sky, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	8094	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	170
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5