Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and witness epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the server. And if Trump wins, our resident prophet Allan Lichtman will surely have some wild explanation ready to go. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a truly unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magic Items Found: 2951
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 141169 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3117

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3084 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mines Excavated: 1899

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Potions Brewed: 67 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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