Blocky Therapist’s Office | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Emeralds Found:	5082	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	284
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3104	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	427	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1365

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchantments Applied:	290
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crops Grown:	9873
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24