Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

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TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Players Killed by Monsters:	1698
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1243	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

194.153.216.157:25568

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

57.128.11.49:25571

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

play.baimoqilin.top

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3549
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Star Shards Collected:	164	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

applenetwork.servmine.com:29522

PokeValley

Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

162.19.146.105

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

FoxSMP230.aternos.me:41938

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Domini.mcserver.us

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	486979
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

vanillamc.ca

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Potions Brewed:	155
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk