Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

#badhaircut, #badhairday, #barberfail, #haircutdisappointment, #haircutdisaster, #haircutdisaster2021, #haircutdisasterfunny, #haircutdisasterjokes, #haircutdisastermemes, #haircutdisasterpics, #haircutdisasterstory, #haircutfail, #haircutgonewrong, #haircutmishap, #haircutnightmare, #haircutregret, #hairdisaster, #justfuckmyshitup, #myguy, blocky, Bro, Mess, Shenanigans, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Emeralds Found:	7357
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6301
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	10

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Crops Grown:	2149

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	745
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	31	Crops Grown:	3626

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3365	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crops Grown:	8957
Animals Bred:	128	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net