Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	601628	Meteorites Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Potions Brewed:	133	Secret Passages Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6365	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	7111	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Crops Grown:	3943	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Votes:	4986

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

herobrine.org

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

sk.network