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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9649 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Votes: | 5569 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
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