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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7063 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 675603 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
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