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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2299 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 9918 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
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