Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Astral Projections Made:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6383	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	319915	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2376	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!