Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	78
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crops Grown:	5010
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	151
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2313	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	5808

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	148
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1361	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	90	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.