Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Emeralds Found:	6566
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Animals Bred:	129

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1009	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Emeralds Found:	8882

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	782
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Crops Grown:	2145
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!