Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Potions Brewed:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Animals Bred:	157	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	8290	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	1859
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	730	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2728	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1251
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Void Armor Forged:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5093	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	2684	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	3157	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.