Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4328	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	223	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4718	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Star Shards Collected:	209	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1474
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.