Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Crops Grown:	6201	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	868
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	915	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	525837
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Void Gems Collected:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Potions Brewed:	135
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2363
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.