Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	90	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	149	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	124	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ores Mined:	8668	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Items Found:	2402
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	161	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8259	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.