Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Towns Built:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	289
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8769	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mines Excavated:	4627
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1840
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	9213
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Crops Grown:	1179	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.