Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1053
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ores Mined:	7849
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1682
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	46
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.